Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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brock has small hands for a small job

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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cancer

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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