Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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