A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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why did the man drop his ice-cream cone? He had no fingers, he lost them in Vietnam while he was protecting our country

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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68

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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