What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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