A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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