What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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