how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Why Because

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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DANA

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Rob Bell

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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live babies

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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the cow goes moo

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Women's rights.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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