- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."