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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

YO FACE

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Your Mom The End.

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