Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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