Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What is my name? I dont know

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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