What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Anti Joke

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