Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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mark is religion

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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The Qur'an

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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all the kids had fun

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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Women's rights.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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