women's rights.

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Jews for Jesus

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Pickles are moist.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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