What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What what In the butt

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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