A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Nickelback.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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