Julian Ha.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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SHUT UP JP

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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