What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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