Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Womens rights

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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