What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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I shot a bitch.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Comedy.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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three black men walk into a bar. they where asked polity to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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