Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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your momma's an antijoke

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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We are lawyers

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Anti Joke

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