Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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pussy enough said

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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