What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Small Penis.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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