What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Bob: Hey Jim, if you were a caveman, you would die. Jim: Why? Bob: Cause everybody dies.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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