what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Cleveland winning something

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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kennah campion... being nice

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what is the color of a burp burple

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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