A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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I'm so punny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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