Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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knock knock piss off

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Where's my baby??

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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