Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Get on the boat.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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