One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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