Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Toaster

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Your mom.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Women's rights

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hi will

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Joey mayer's face

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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