Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Women's rights

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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