Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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my gramma died

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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No

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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