So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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I woke up today

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Top Gear USA

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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