Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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knock knock no ones home

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Joesph Triphook.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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