Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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