what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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you gay?

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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BIG MAC'S

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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