Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Anti Joke

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