What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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