what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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