While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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