knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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mark lawson likes boys

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Spinabifita

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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TRICERATOPS!

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Compton

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Anti Joke

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