- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

A man. That is all.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

HARRY EFFING STYLES

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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