Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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KILL WHITEY

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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W.N.B.A.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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black people

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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