That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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