- Anti Joke

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

How are you? Yes

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Once upon a time, The end.

1+1=2

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Good afternoon.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Joay impistato is a fig

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the Left, To the Left"? Because black people aint got no RIGHTS

Anti Joke

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