What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Dislike this

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Raveena Thandhan

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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The WNBA

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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your momma's an antijoke

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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