So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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I like poop in my butt

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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A black student graduated High School

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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