What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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girls basketball

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Small breasts.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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