How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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eloise dey.

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Ebola

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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Deadly cancer.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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25

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Christianity.

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Woman's rights

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Anti Joke

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