- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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