- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

Miley Cyrus.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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