What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Your mother

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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