Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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