Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's red, blue & green all over?

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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