Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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