Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Alchohol.

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poopoo

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Golf.

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A sober Irish individual.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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What is the difference?

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Justin's hair

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bangers and mash?

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Robert Mugabe.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Racial equality.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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