Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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VITAMIN C!

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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