How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Women's Rights

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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your momma's an antijoke

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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