Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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What is 9+10? 19

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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This is funny.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Lil Wayne

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Why so serious ?

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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I am quite mature.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Yellow People !!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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