- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

James Patrick Campbell

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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