Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Anti Joke

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