- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

There's a car about to hit me.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

i am predestal

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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