Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why? Why not?

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Ted Haggard.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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I'm Batman.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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