what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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I have an idea! You leave.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Women's rights

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