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crap!!

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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