Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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