Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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