- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

The horse's name was Friday

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

What's 9 +10 19

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

The Female Orgasm

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

A black man in a country bar.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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