What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Chuck Norris.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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