1+1=2

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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