How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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penis

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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