Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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