What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Pickles

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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