Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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