What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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