- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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