Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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hello

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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