Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Maths.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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