How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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silver bullet?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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why dont they make black forks

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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poo

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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Anti Joke

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