What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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What is worse than hell?

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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go F*** yourself

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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