Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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