Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Boobs are nasty!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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