Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Jews

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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