Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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hot diggity dog

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Canada

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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