Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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knock knock Come in.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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