Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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