What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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You copy and paster!

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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