- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

knock knock!! kanye west

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Screw it you write the joke.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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