Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Women Voting

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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women have rights

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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