YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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