Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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