Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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John Cena for president

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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