Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Black Veil Brides.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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White men's rights

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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