Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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breasts

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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