What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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porn-hub

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Black...

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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