Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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These Jokes suck.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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