- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

knock knock whos there .. derp

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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